Nah, just kidding. Here's some info about this DA page and what you can expect from it/me.
- My name's Chris. It's short for something, probably.
- I don't post any art. Like, ever.
- I check this page once maybe every two days.
- A lot of the stuff you'll see in my gallery is years old, and it's bad. I know.
- [Seinfeld bassline]
That's about it. Thanks for stopping by!